to live in a cristian camp and start a new life. “What is your opinion about this?”

And I was like OMFG WHAT THE HELL, and started running around in circles.
My parents were dead serious and had even sent an article from the newspaper, saying that you could keep your German citizenship if you lived in that camp.
I would finish school in a christian school and learn to speak Spanish.
So I was almost crying, extremely upset, and tried calling them on Skype to tell them how much I loved Germany and how much I missed all my friends and did really not not not want to live in Uruguay, Paraguay, or Kasachstan or wherever else!

But then my mom started peeing her pants because she was laughing so hard and everything turned out to be just a fucking joke.

NOT FUNNY